I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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