his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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