"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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