But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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