She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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