your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.