I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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