can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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