just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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