My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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