Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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