How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Duck Duck Cougar?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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