ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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