I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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