I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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