I want to have your abortion
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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