I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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