Already got asked if we're dating
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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