he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now