So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.