i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
