We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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