Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
this hospital has no fireball
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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