Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
