hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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