I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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