3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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