he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Randomize