Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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