No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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