I love black thongs
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now