wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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