is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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