I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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