Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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