Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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