Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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