Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
