shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i barfeds in our rink
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
