Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?