Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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