belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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