what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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