my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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