grandma shit on top of the toilet
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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