Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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