ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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