At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Canadian or clown?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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