windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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