Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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