they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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