I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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