oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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