You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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